Sorry European Union. We managed to get the least desirable of results in our referendum, close but on the side that commits us to irrevocable divorce and with wide disparity in the results, particularly Scotland coming down remain in every area. Unfortunately there is no cooling off period for this decision; it will take a long time to implement but we have to stick with it.

Even if it turns out we don’t stop immigration and get £350 million a week to play with and the suggested new NHS hospital each week. I like a lot of things about living in the future but I am concerned that we’ve picked the wrong branch to travel along. Time to see how those who gulled the populace with promises live up to them.