No, not me! Outside the wind is whistling around – this must be Storm BARNEY making its way across the UK. It made cycling home rather more exhilarating than might be ideal in traffic after dark but at least it wasn’t raining.

And at least I wasn’t trying to cycle home on planet HD 189733b. Reports suggest observations of winds up to 5,400 mph, which is a mind-boggling seven times the speed of sound. Compared to that Barney is quite tame but it is definitely a batten down the hatches kind of evening.